"The only lump in this gravy is you! Rip open the package of Gravy Bath Salts and stir in the seasoning and it will turn your bath into a warm, thick, savory smelling pool of gravy and soap. You've never been this clean or felt this much like mashed potatoes."After your soak, towel (or ladle) off, and grab a loved one for a rousing round of Hot Dog Hideaway. Oh, we're such fools for your meat-based antics, Archie. And yours, too, purveyors of Bacon Lube.
[via: Archie McPhee]