Gravy Bath Salts

by Kat Kinsman, Posted Mar 31st 2009 @ 5:30PM

For those who love feeling April fresh and ever so slightly like hassenpfeffer, Archie McPhee debuts their savory new suite of Gravy Bath Salts.

"The only lump in this gravy is you! Rip open the package of Gravy Bath Salts and stir in the seasoning and it will turn your bath into a warm, thick, savory smelling pool of gravy and soap. You've never been this clean or felt this much like mashed potatoes."

After your soak, towel (or ladle) off, and grab a loved one for a rousing round of Hot Dog Hideaway. Oh, we're such fools for your meat-based antics, Archie. And yours, too, purveyors of Bacon Lube.

[via: Archie McPhee]

Filed Under: Ingredients, New Products
Tags: aprilfools, archie mcphee, ArchieMcphee, bath products, BathProducts, gravy, meat

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3-31-2009 @6:29PM Caroline said... That is such a great concept. Everyone loves those smells in the kitchen, why not bring them into the bathroom.
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3-31-2009 @7:36PM CookingSchoolConfidential.com said... That is so gross. I mean, gravy in a packet! Why would anyone do that when it is so easy to make it from scratch, I ask you?

Ha!
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3-31-2009 @9:59PM Kristen Johnson said... That reminds me of a Blue Collared TV sketch where the guys went to a gravy spa/eatery called Dan Grogan's House of Gravy and Gravy Spa, which was possibly the grossest thing ever.
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