Gravy Bath Salts
by Kat Kinsman (Subscribe to Kat Kinsman's posts)
Posted Mar 31st 2009 5:30PM
Filed under: New Products, Meat
For those who love feeling April fresh and ever so slightly like hassenpfeffer, Archie McPhee debuts their savory new suite of Gravy Bath Salts.
"The only lump in this gravy is you! Rip open the package of Gravy Bath Salts and stir in the seasoning and it will turn your bath into a warm, thick, savory smelling pool of gravy and soap. You've never been this clean or felt this much like mashed potatoes."
After your soak, towel (or ladle) off, and grab a loved one for a rousing round of
Hot Dog Hideaway. Oh, we're such fools for your meat-based antics, Archie. And yours, too, purveyors of
Bacon Lube.
[via: Archie McPhee]
Tags: aprilfools, archie mcphee, ArchieMcphee, bath products, BathProducts, gravy
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