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Exhibit A: The reason I still go to book sales.

The Male Chauvinist's Cookbook

Over the weekend I unearthed this gem in Montclair, N.J. With an introduction that begins "women of the world, take heed -- men have arrived in the kitchen," how could I not spend the buck?

Cory Kilvert promises to offer men "expert advice on how to develop their untapped talent to a level of awesome excellence." (Emphasis mine).

How he does it, the full cover and an awesome chauvinist pig after the jump.

The Male Chauvinist's Cookbook full cover

Kilvert gives 1974-era Lotharios the keys to seduction with chapters entitled "Appetizers Guaranteed to Appetize Her," "A Loaf of Bread, a Jug of Wine, and Pow!" and "Canebreak Cookery -- Getting Away from Them All."

The recipes -- "Smoked Salmon Splurge" and "My Old Man's Spaghetti" -- seem like dishes Jack Tripper would have tried on Chrissy and Janet before they gagged, he broke a dish and they all decided he should go to culinary school.

So Slashfoodies, what embarassing cookbooks do you have stashed in the kitchen pantry?

And as promised -- Exhibit B: Chauvinist Pig

chavinist pig

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