George Clooney-Flavored Tofu

by Emily Matchar (Subscribe to Emily Matchar's posts)
Posted Mar 12th 2009 4:00PM
Filed under: Celebrities, Vegetarian/Vegan

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"Dear Mr. Clooney," begins the PETA letter. "We have been offered some of your perspiration, apparently taken from a towel at a gym in Washington, D.C...this prospect has given us an interesting idea...The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu)...CloFu will help people be more healthy and environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table...The science is pretty straightforward...if you use a sample of human perspiration, it is 'no different than making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.'"

I'm pretty sure PETA's kidding about this one, a mere publicity stunt to promote tofu while showing us that "chicken flavoring" is just as gross and weird as "human flavoring." Right? Right?

Tags: george clooney, jokes, peta, tofu

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3-12-2009 @ 6:52PM

summerofgeorge06 said...

PETA is the worst.

3-12-2009 @ 7:04PM

johnmc said...

Huh? What? Is George Clooney marketing tofu now?

3-12-2009 @ 7:10PM

Scoobie-Doobie-Doo said...

Tofu stands a rat's chance of making it past my lips -- but George Clooney, on the otherhand.....Oh thank you, PETA, for making this possible!

Seriously. PETA needs to find another Day Job.

3-12-2009 @ 7:30PM

doodoolemonque said...

Imagine a dinner party at which George was in attendance and at which this product was served. Would George Clooney dine on George Clooney Tofu? And what if he had anonymously provided a dna sample and an unknowing offspring was also at that dinner. Would line would be crossed when he/she supped on on Clofu? Ah...modern times are just too much for me.

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