A man has vowed to eat nothing but bacon for the month of February. No other foods. No condiments. He's even limiting his drinks to water and booze. Crazy, eh? But this is not just any man. This is Michael J. Nelson, former writer and host of Mystery Science Theater 3000.He writes:
"Bacon" shall hereafter refer to the cured and smoked fatty cuts of pork, either back, side or belly. In other words "American bacon". No "Canadian bacon", which is really just lunchmeat. No pork chops. No turkey bacon. No "tofacon" or any such horror. Just bacon.
I'd beg to differ on the "Canadian bacon" thing since it's actually peameal back bacon, which does fit his rules. But still -- this is a true sign of bacon love. Forget bacon baking, bacon martinis, and all of the other strange forms of bacon that have popped up recently. This is hard-core love.
Think he can pull it off?
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