There seems to be no corner that the world of slow cooking doesn't reach! We already had one Jenna coin the term "crock blocked," and now another, more famous Jenna is praising the wonders of the Crock Pot. According to Ace Showbiz, Jenna Fischer (of The Office and Dewey Cox) told Self magazine: I prepared everything the night before, threw it in the Crock Pot in the morning, set it on low and came home to dinner. My boyfriend adored it. We had more time to spend together that evening. Since we didn't have to cook, it left time for hanky-panky!
We keep hearing about all the wonders of easy slow cookin', but most don't talk about how much time it frees up for sex. With the rampant popularity of the old-school cooking method, how long do you think it'll be before Fischer is doing sexy commercials for some slow cooker?

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1-16-2009 @2:36PM LizAndrsn said... OK - Eeewwwwwwww on the Crock*Pot/Sex connection.
Somewhere Mabel Hofman is putting a chef's knife in her abdomen.
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1-16-2009 @5:54PM Bob said... This didn't work for me. I crockpotted overnight, and in the middle of the night, just when it would've been right for some hanky-panky, I woke up to use the bathroom. When I came back, my girlfriend had woken up and in a disgusted tone, asked what I had just eaten, thinking the smell from the stew was coming from my body. Apparently the delicious smell of beef stew doesn't work as an aphrodisiac.
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1-17-2009 @12:18AM Kat Kinsman said... With all due respect, perhaps that says more about the young lady than about the Crock Pot. Personally, I dab a little beef stock onto all my pulse points before I crawl under the covers, and just see where the night takes us.
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