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In truth, this isn't really all that surprising. After all, Smithfield hams are exceedingly salty, very ugly, and take a long time to prepare. However, they are also amazingly delicious, and constitute one of the most truly American of dishes. Luckily, they are also fairly simple to cook, freeze beautifully, and pretty much all of the leftovers are delicious.
There is some argument about the perfect method for cooking a Virginia ham. Some argue for a short soaking period, while others like to go long. Similarly, some boil the ham, while others (including me) roast it. Finally, there is a great deal of disagreement on the proper amount of fat to leave on the ham when one is finished roasting. Personally, I tend to cut most of it off, a decision that has caused many an argument over the years.
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At any rate, here is my (somewhat idiosyncratic) ham roasting method. Modify it at will!
1. Unwrap the ham. Under warm water, scrub it agressively with a stiff-bristled brush. It may be covered in mold; if so, don't worry. The mold is not harmful to you or the ham, and won't affect the flavor. Simply scrub it off.
2. Submerge the ham in a large pot or plastic tub full of water. Allow to soak for three days. Every day, replace the water and give the ham a fresh scrubbing.
3. Insert a thermometer into the thickest part of the ham. Place in a Reynold's plastic roasting bag, along with four cups of water and a tablespoon of flour. Bake at 350° F until the ham has an internal temperature of 165° F.
4. Allow the ham to cool.
5. Cut off the outer skin and as much of the fat as you are willing to lose. Personally, I cut the ham very close to the meat, as I don't particularly like the fat.
6. Pour orange juice over the ham. Using your hands, add brown sugar, until you have a thick crust of sugar and juice, with the texture of wet sand.
7. Bake at 400 until the crust is melted. Remove from oven and allow to cool.
8. Cut the ham as thin as possible. Some portions will be crumbly and not ideal for the table. Save everything, including the bones. The drier pieces of ham make great soup seasoning or can be the base of Brunswick stew; the bones, on the other hand, are great for cooking beans.
9. Serve the ham by itself, with red-eye gravy, or with a mustard-based sauce. Enjoy!
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12-09-2008 @6:32PM jane doe said... I love me some pork. But please, whatever you do, read this article before buying any smithfield ham.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/12840743/porks_dirty_secret_the_nations_top_hog_producer_is_also_one_of_americas_worst_polluters/print
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12-09-2008 @7:13PM Cheryl said... I agree with jane doe. I would NEVER buy it, serve it or eat it!
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12-10-2008 @8:29AM chaofun said... If anyone is interested here is a great small Va ham producer.... One of the best.
http://www.calhounhams.com/
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12-10-2008 @8:32AM LinC said... I knew that article was going to be biased from the first paragraph. Why not blame the factory farm problems on the Republicans for poor enforcement of environmental laws for the last eight years? Thanks, I'll keep eating my ham.
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12-13-2008 @9:41AM Sam said... The photo used is of an Edwards Virginia Country Ham (see pkg. in photo) not a Smithfield Ham. Edwards is a third generation small artisinal producer of aged Virginia Country Hams in Surry, VA. Smithfiled is a multi-billion dollar mass producer of meat products. As with Wineries and Cheese producers aged Virginia country hams vary in quality and flavor so be try them all and draw your own conlcusion.
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12-13-2008 @9:42AM Sam said... Edwards ham email address is www.virginiaham.com
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12-14-2008 @5:11PM Gobo said... LinC, the amount of excrement their pigs produce has nothing to do with Bush's policies. It's just a fact of the business Smithfield is in. The article in question isn't biased -- it's simply presenting the facts to let people decide if they want to eat Smithfield products.
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1-28-2009 @9:42AM Bobby said... Just knowing how the ham industry keeps so many people employed (from farmers to EPA employees) solidifies my taste and desire for ham! In fact I shall have ham for lunch today!! If more people ate ham then our country would be much better off economically.
To the uneducated the scare of our world drowning in pig feces is alarming. ahhh...if it were true...we'd all died years ago.
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