
Back in the early nineties, Taco Bell offered a pretty terrific bargain menu. It was such a deal that whenever my sister or I had friends over to spend the night, my mom would get take-out beans and rice, tacos and burritos, managing to feed a crowd for less than $10 (this was before we were aware just how much nasty stuff that food contains). The one problem with our local 'Bell was that they almost always screwed up our order, so she'd take me with her to count out the order and ensure that nothing was missing before we drove home. There's nothing worse than sitting down to a take-out meal and discovering that something is missing.
This afternoon, Consumerist reported on one of those disappointing moments. Jarrett had gone to McDonald's to pick up his regular Two Cheeseburger Value Meal. Upon returning home, he discovered that one of his hamburgers was missing the meat patty. It had everything else, ketchup, pickles, onions and cheese, just no meat. How disappointing!
What's the worst take-out or fast food gaffe you've experienced?

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10-20-2008 @8:23PM Joel vanBrandwijk said... ...when life takes out the meat, make grilled cheese! It falls into the category of "too much work" to drive back, in my mind.
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10-20-2008 @9:00PM A said... I once received a burger with a bite taken out of it -- I was a little kid and we rarely got to eat McDonald's, so I was pretty upset.
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10-20-2008 @10:08PM Maman said... Raw chicken McNuggets when I was pregnant....That was fun.
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10-21-2008 @2:59PM SaraFist said... I ordered a Junior Roast Beef from Arby's, and when I got home, it had mayonnaise on it. I have no idea how that's even possible.
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10-20-2008 @11:56PM Andy Tinkham said... I once got a chicken sandwich at Chik-Fil-A where they'd completely left off the top of the bun.
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10-21-2008 @2:53AM Bernie B said... Medium rare beef patty in a McDonald's cheeseburger. Nothing like uncooked fast food beef to spoil an appetite.
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10-21-2008 @3:34AM Ashley said... I once ordered a Southern Style Chicken Sandwich at McDonalds, bit into it, and found that it had a fish patty instead of chicken.
Oh, and half frozen/half scalding hot macaroni and cheese bites at Sonic.
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10-21-2008 @3:36AM Jesse said... A big ol purple fake fingernail. Bit into my Whopper and right into it...really turned me off of Whoppers for life! Poured ketchup on some fries from a bottle at Dennys once, and a wad of gum came out of it.
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10-21-2008 @5:16AM Gobo said... Bit into a chicken breast from KFC once to find that it was bright Irish green inside. That little stunt turned me vegetarian for over a decade.
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10-21-2008 @9:09AM Baron said... What is even worse, to me, is that his ticket says plain. So, there should be bread, meat, and cheese. There should not be ketchup and a pickle (looks like onions too). Ick.
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10-21-2008 @1:01PM Misty said... I ordered a cheese quesodilla at Taco Bell, and it came missing the queso. It was just the tortilla with chile sauce, grilled and cut. When I took it back to the counter they looked perplexed as to what my problem was!
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10-21-2008 @1:14PM Barb said... We had a KFC/Taco Bell in our town that routinely ran out of chicken, or just didn't get any made that day. The excuses included the very creative, "The chicken guy's car wouldn't start this morning." The wisdom in town was that if you wanted KFC, you should call ahead before you left and make sure they had chicken at all.
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10-21-2008 @1:58PM Dr. Electro said... I ordered a mild burrito from a roadside stand and it was so hot it made my hair fall out. Honestly my ears were sweating!
We got tacos from a Casa Ole with raw meat in them. Really a nasty surprise.
I stopped in a Waffle House on one of my inumerable road trips. There was gum in the salt shaker! Odd as it sounds, I was helpless with laughter. All I could do was laugh and point. The waitress got the idea pretty quickly what the problem was.
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1-10-2009 @10:45PM Peter K said... This ones more funny than scary. A local KFC in Sydney Australia had a live chicken running around the car park. The houseowners next door bred chickens (assumedly not for KFC), but it does add new meaning to having fresh chicken.
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