Ladies and gentlemen, shut down the Michigan borders. A 450 pound pumpkin has gone missing.Bill Teer of Grand Blanc Township, Michigan, spent five months growing a great pumpkin of Charlie Brown proportions. It was stolen from his yard during the night last Thursday, as his wife discovered when she left for work at 5:30am. He's offering a $200 reward and hopes someone will find it.
"You can't miss the thing," says Teer. No joke!
We're still waiting for a series of ransom notes with a couple of seeds enclosed in each letter. Truly, we wish Mr. and Mrs. Teer luck and hope it's just someone playing a practical joke. Perhaps a giant jack-o-lantern will appear on their doorstep on Halloween!

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10-11-2008 @6:31PM Andi said... Why am I not surprised by this? *eye roll*
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