Martha Stewart thinks size matters!

by Monika Bartyzel, Posted Sep 25th 2008 @ 9:05AM

I almost feel dirty writing out that title, but hey, I'm not the one who punned. Blame the home guru!

Yes, that picture to the right is Martha Stewart holding a ridiculously long hot dog (see it in its full-size glory at Just Jared). The dog is a 15-foot long model of the world's largest hot dog, which boasts an impressive 197 feet. However, while that's quite a meal to partake in, the real news comes in her punning comment:

For those of you who don't think length matters, I disagree -- especially when it comes to weiners. There's just never enough bites in a hot dog.

Reading things like this, I'd love to be able to spend a day chatting with her, when she doesn't have to be "on" and thinking of her carefully crafted image. I bet there's a tough, snarky woman under there who would tousle carefully folded napkins and burp with the best of them.

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