
When I was in the fifth grade, I went through a phase where I wore hats to school everyday. I had a beloved felt fedora I picked up at a thrift store, a wide black hat (I think it would look a little Amish to me now), a huge straw hat designed to shield your face from the sun at the beach (my teacher made me take this one off, as it blocked my classmates' view of the chalkboard) and a burgundy one with a black ribbon (which made me feel like an English school girl).
What I did not have were any hats made from meat. And, according to the website, Hats of Meat, that means that I've been missing out on incorporating an enduring fashion accessory into my wardrobe. According to the Hats of Meat website, "In this country, the Pilgrims are generally credited with first realizing that meat is really a more sensible alternative to cloth or wool in terms of headwear." Makes sense to me!
Before the food waste folks come after, me I want to state that yes, this website is a joke. But it does an amazing job of maintaining the spoof for the entirety of the site. Reading through it is like stepping into an alternate reality, where people really to turn to whole chickens and beef steaks to keep themselves warm in the winter. It's a fun, harmless read and I'm certain you'll find a few giggles on the site.
[via Good Food]

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