Bill Bramanti loves his Pabst Blue Ribbon so much that he commissioned a custom Pabst can coffin for himself. USA Today quotes Bill as saying, "I actually fit, because I got in here."
Everything about this story strikes me as all kinds of wrong:
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Entering your coffin before you die is creepy
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Having a coffin designed based on a beer can is bizarre.
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If you are going to love a beer that much, why Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Oh - and let's not forget about the part where he throws a party and fills the coffin with ice and beer for his friends. It was not Halloween.
Anyone else interested in a custom coffin? If so, of what? If you've got a food related one, I'll be happy to write about it, but please expect mocking.
5-07-2008 @9:05AM Thom said... I'd love to be in a cast iron coffin, as it's my favorite cooking device/material.
However, I don't want anyone getting a hernia carrying me into the hearse, or the hearse's shocks giving out.
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5-07-2008 @10:32AM Bill Bramanti said... "It helps remind to drink myself to death. My wife's getting a coffin shaped like a carton of Marlboro Lights."
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5-07-2008 @10:55AM NYCubsFan said... I could see myself in something shaped like the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile. Plus it could be rolled for easy transport. That or bacon.
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5-07-2008 @11:45AM Patrick R said... Batmobile coffin for me, please.
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5-14-2008 @12:41AM bouv said... Well, to be fair, it did win a blue ribbon.
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6-26-2008 @1:00PM Dan Partyka said... I no longer like PBR because I am bitter. A couple of days ago I would say this is the best thing ever, this guy is a champion!!
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