Bill Bramanti loves his Pabst Blue Ribbon so much that he commissioned a custom Pabst can coffin for himself. USA Today quotes Bill as saying, "I actually fit, because I got in here."
Everything about this story strikes me as all kinds of wrong:
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Entering your coffin before you die is creepy
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Having a coffin designed based on a beer can is bizarre.
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If you are going to love a beer that much, why Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Oh - and let's not forget about the part where he throws a party and fills the coffin with ice and beer for his friends. It was not Halloween.
Anyone else interested in a custom coffin? If so, of what? If you've got a food related one, I'll be happy to write about it, but please expect mocking.
A fraking amazing Battlestar Galactica cake
Iced Tea 101
Pierogies + cheese + onions + kraut = Parmageddon!
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5-07-2008 @ 9:05AM
Thom said...
I'd love to be in a cast iron coffin, as it's my favorite cooking device/material.
However, I don't want anyone getting a hernia carrying me into the hearse, or the hearse's shocks giving out.
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5-07-2008 @ 10:32AM
Bill Bramanti said...
"It helps remind to drink myself to death. My wife's getting a coffin shaped like a carton of Marlboro Lights."
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5-07-2008 @ 10:55AM
NYCubsFan said...
I could see myself in something shaped like the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile. Plus it could be rolled for easy transport. That or bacon.
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5-07-2008 @ 11:45AM
Patrick R said...
Batmobile coffin for me, please.
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