Spoilers! Spoilers!On last night's episode of Top Chef, judge Tom Colicchio arrived at a Chicago Bears game wearing a Bears jersey, a scarf, and a beret. Honestly, it doesn't get more Top Chef than that. The show loves to engage with people and local foods of the cities where it tapes, but in the end its really just about whose pineapple is grilled to perfection and whose liver coconut slaw (don't worry -- not a real dish) doesn't have enough seasoning. You can't help but love it.For the Quickfire Challenge, chefs each created a "simple pleasure" food to pair with a beer. We found out that Nikki doesn't drink much beer, and learned from Dale that putting pretzels in a food processor creates pretzel dust, not crumbs or chunks. Quickfire guest judge Koren Grievson didn't comment much as she tasted the dishes, which definitely made the contestants feel more awkward than usual. Stephanie, who usually bombs Quickfires, did surprisingly well -- her mussels looked the best to me personally. In the end, Jennifer won (don't forget her partner, Zoi, went home last week) and Spike made an annoyingly sarcastic "yay lesbians" comment, demonstrating once again his inability to see some of the female chefs as anything more than women in the kitchen.
For the Elimination Challenge, chefs created dishes for a tailgate at the Chicago Bears' Soldier Field. Fans tasted the dishes, and rated them to establish the top and bottom three dishes. Judges (including guest judge Paul Kahan) then chose the winner and loser from the fans' choices. Now, if there's one piece of advice that every Top Chef contestant should know, it's that you shouldn't cut corners during challenges. The judges can't stand it when chefs don't make something from scratch, and Nikki fell right into this trap with her sausage (which obviously she did not make). After running out of ingredients before she served the judges, Nikki landed in the bottom three for her sausage sandwich with peppers and onions. Ryan also ranked in the bottom for his California cuisine (poached pears at a Tailgate, seriously?), and so did Mark for his sloppily presented chicken skewers and New Zealand chowder. Ryan lost, and I wasn't sad to see him go. I'm sure many of you also predicted this about 10 minutes into the show when he mentioned his metrosexuality. Too much personal information about a contestant = dead giveaway for elimination.
Bottom three aside, it seemed as though most chefs did well with the challenge. I especially wanted to taste Antonia's jerk chicken sandwich, which made the top three. There were a lot of dishes on buns, and Dale won first-place and a spanking new grill for his dish: ribs in warm potato salad with raisins and dried mango. Given Dale's history as a Bears fan and his excitement at meeting former players, I was glad to see him win. It's always fun when the contestants win the challenges that they care most about.
Perhaps the most interesting part of the episode, however, was the footage of the chefs relaxing around their house. Spike and Mark took a bubble bath during which Spike mainly rambled on about how he is comfortable enough with himself to take a bath with someone as cool as Mark, and Antonia commented that the situation reminded her of a cheap porn film. We finally saw the contestants laughing, drinking and acting like normal people -- with the exception of Dale, who prides himself on his ability to stay focused (aka not socialize). I'm definitely liking this season's focus on the contestant's backgrounds, I just wish they could do it without giving away what happens within the competition.











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4-17-2008 @ 9:25AM
JPN said...
*ahem*...calling a picture "Dale's winning rib dish" before the cut isn't exactly spoiler free, especially for a show that aired just last night...and later than I go to bed :)
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4-17-2008 @ 9:57AM
Bruce said...
It was actually a Bears game they were at, and not a Cubs...the Cubs play at Wrigley Field, the Bears at Soldier Field...
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4-17-2008 @ 11:38AM
Bernie B said...
Spike's comment was unneeded, but it can be annoying when people have their sexuality up in your face whether they're straight, gay, or metrosexual.
Glad Mark didn't get sent packing, but he really was a big mess. What's up with that?
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4-17-2008 @ 11:59AM
corey_harmon said...
As a life-long Angelino, I'd like to point out that I've never known anyone to think that California cuisine = grilled pears at a tail-gate party. Just because Ryan said it while floundering around in front of the judge's table, doesn't make it true. So don't hold it against us :P
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4-17-2008 @ 1:10PM
Barkin said...
First of all, I have to say that this may have been my favorite Top Chef episode, ever. (And I've seen every episode of Top Chef, and I've loved a lot of them.) A few reasons:
1. I finally feel like there are some cheftestants that I like.
2. It was a good cooking challenge, and the people who aced it seem to have really aced it. (That's hard to know for sure as a viewer, since I didn't taste the food... but I'm taking Chef Tom's word for it.)
3. The Bears. The Bears. The Bears. Especially Gale Sayers and William "The Refrigerator" Perry. The frickin' Fridge. My only complaint about the whole episode is that he should have been the guest judge. His nickname is a piece of kitchen equipment for frick's sake.
Also:
• Why does anyone care if the guys like to hang out in the tub? The awkward thing wasn't that they were in the tub together, but that the producers tried to get milage out the whole "straight guys acting gay" thing. It wasn't funny, and it was uncomfortable. What if they were two gay guys? Or two girls (gay or not)? Antonia's "West Hollywood" comment (she works in West Hollywood, which is the traditionally gay neighborhood of LA) was inappropriate. What's the big deal if a couple of guys want to enjoy some bubbles and bubbly together?
• Andrew loses points for the "When was the last time they won the Superbowl?" comment. Not that its a problem that he doesn't know about football. Virtually none of them do. But don't pretend to be a Bears fan, then ask the question. Any fan of any team knows the last time their team won the championship. It's a lose-lose question. If the Bears had won last year, he looks like an idiot for not knowing. If they haven't won in a while (like, say, 23 years), he pisses off the fans. I have to say that I like Andrew for marching to the beat of his own drummer, but I think he needs to stop saying stupid things at every opportunity. Also, was Gail flirting with him?
• Mark gets a lot of credit in my book for a few reasons. First, even though he's from New Zealand and (presumably) knows little about tailgating, he understood the essence of a midwest tailgate in cold weather. He served grilled food (skewered meat), slaw, and a warm soup. Good idea. Second, he gets a shitload of credit for cooking on charcoal. Colicchio mentioned this at judges table as a flavor decision (as if the rest of the chefs chose gas because they didn't need the flavor of charcoal). That's crap. The rest of the cheftestants chose gas because it was easier. Gas doesn't need to be hand-lit. No coals that need TLC. No heat management. Lots of horizontal grill space. Charcoal, on the other hand, is how real men cook. (And -- if my chauvinism bugs you -- it's also how real midwesterners cook. This is Chicago, not Napa. Coal, coal, coal.) Mark -- the dude with the foreign accent for gossakes -- cooked like a true tailgater. He botched the execution, but he deserved to live for another week.
Much was also made of Mark's being sloppy and unsanitary. I get that all these guys are professional chefs who cook in professional kitchens, and they take this stuff seriously. They should take this stuff seriously. But lets get a grip for a sec. Mark is cooking on a finicky grill, outside, surrounded by hundreds of rabid Bears fans. This is how manly men football fans cook. Taste the sauce, then put the spoon back? No problem! Come on, Chef Tom. Get a grip.
• I'm a little irked that Jen won it, because I think she's annoying and I was sick of her whole "I miss my girlfriend" shtick about eight seconds into the episode. I also wasn't all that interested in eating her food. It seemed a little too easy to me, and it wasn't as well thought-out as Stephanie's.
Speaking of Stephanie's dish... Wow. She tasted her beer (Hoegaarden, one of my favorite beers), and picked a food that went with it. She also used some of the beer in the dish. The clincher for me: Hoegaarden is usually served with a slice of orange, and she used citrus in the dish. Perfect. It made the guest judge's top three, so it could of won. And it should of. Jen annoys me. This challenge sealed Stephanie as my favorite female cheftestant.
Also, I'm hesitant to bring up the following, because it's probably not a fair criticism. It's even less so after the inappropriate (bigoted?) lesbian comment Spike made after Jen won (which totally should not have been put on the air). But the judge was a butch chick with tattoos, and she picked the dish by the butch lesbian contestant. I think -- all things being equal -- that might have given Jen that little edge she needed. Then again, maybe I'm just bitter because I wish Stephanie won. Also, some of my best friends are butch lesbians.
• It would have been awesome if Dale took his prize Bears jersey and asked, "Um, what am I gonna do with my name on a Brad Maynard jersey?" Anyone else think it was weird that all the judges wore the punter's number? Like I said, woulda been cooler if Fridge had been the guest judge, and then they all could have worn 72.
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4-17-2008 @ 1:21PM
Steve said...
Why is the tag Chicago Cubs, the Cubs are not involved at all. And what does that mean "Cubs jersey and a beret-how fitting"?
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4-17-2008 @ 4:19PM
Spike_Rules said...
Both Paul Kahan and Grievson were poor choices for the show. Neither one of them has even the slightest bit of personality, esp. Grievson. She obviously wasn't happy to be there, and was dressed like some street urchin. Her whole demeanor just screams "disaffected lesbian". Kahan might be a fine cook and restaurateur, but he came off as limp and flavorless, and it was obvious from the editing Bravo was doing their best to keep him out of as many shots as possible.
And thankfully, Spike at least has the balls to say what every man on screen and at home was thinking. Spike is definitely my new favorite chef (behind Dale).
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4-17-2008 @ 6:58PM
Gobo said...
Spike's a turd of a chef. "Yay lesbians"? Classy, sir.
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4-17-2008 @ 10:08PM
Arbert said...
I feel that bravo is gunning for a female chef to finally win this season, hence the (lovingly-put) mullet of lesbian contestants. The other women chefs seem to be strong as well.
None of the male contestants are likable, cool-tempered, or particularly hot. Most of them are annoying and hairy.
Yay lesbians, I guess!
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4-18-2008 @ 4:13AM
anna said...
Hello
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4-21-2008 @ 12:07PM
jonathankavner said...
The soak in the tub looked like it started as a couple of tired chef's soaking their tired feet. No porno there IMHO.
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