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Note the double-negative and the reference to Boone's Farm. Truly, this is not no ordinary wine. Fo sho.
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4-09-2008 @7:23PM JMF said... Haha, its like wine for the BET, lets get MTV wine while we're at it.
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4-10-2008 @9:16PM jessica said... Sounds like someone is bitter. Jealous of his wealth and that he's successful for being so stupid while someone like you is smart and poor? Tsk tsk.
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4-10-2008 @9:20PM Ellen Slattery said... Jessica - thanks for the compliment!
In actuality, though, I'm a millionaire. I'm just a blogger so that I can fit in with the rest of the world.
See? I had you fooled, though, didn't I?
Ellen
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