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Look of Love: Cucumbers

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Is that a cucumber in your market totebag or are you just happy to see me?

I would say that more so than any of the other phallic foods, the straighter, thicker cucumber is probably the most, in my humble opinion of course, accurate. However, shape and size aren't the only things that matter when it comes to turning on a woman with a cucumber. Aside from its phallic shape, the scent of cucumbers is believed to stimulate women by increasing blood flow to the vagina.

That must be why so many of us love those cucumber melon scented bath products!
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Filed Under: Ingredients, Holidays
Tags: cucumber, cucumber recipes, CucumberRecipes, cucumbers, drinks, martini, martinis, recipes, valentines day, vegetables

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