If you're 'Morning Impaired,' maybe you need a free Sausage McGriddle

by Sarah J. Gim, Posted Jan 20th 2008 @ 7:31PM

This doesn't quite apply to me because I wake up before sunrise without an alarm (probably because I have coffee pulsing through my veins in place of blood), but for anyone who happens to be "morning impaired," the Society for the Morning Impaired wants to bribe you out of bed with a free Sausage McGriddle from McDonald's. You sign up to join the society, then supposedly an electronic coupon appears in your email inbox. We say "supposedly" because we tried to sign up -- we may not be morning impaired but we fall all over ourselves for anything off of McDonalds' breakfast menu -- and were told that the offer is not available in our area (we're on LA's westside). Obviously, this is a marketing program from McDonald's but we certainly don't have a problem with that. Market away if it means free food!

[via: Bargainist]

Filed Under: Business, Ingredients, Chefs & Restaurants, Fast Food, Restaurants, Methods
Tags: america, beef, breakfast, cheese, comfort food, fast food, free food, giveaways, grains, grill, mcdonalds, mcgriddle, meat, sausage mcgriddle

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1-23-2008 @5:29PM Kat K. said... Brooklyn - not so much.
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1-23-2008 @4:57PM Bkhuna said... No available in Merritt Island, FL. I did receive a 200% increase in unsolicited commercial email however. Good thing for junk email accounts.
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1-20-2008 @8:12PM Big John said... No luck in central MI either.
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1-20-2008 @8:25PM Russ Hall said... No luck in Columbus, OH either.
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1-20-2008 @8:27PM peggy said... not in portland either.
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1-20-2008 @8:36PM sara said... Not available in Omaha either...
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1-20-2008 @8:40PM colove said... No luck on Long Island, NY
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1-20-2008 @10:50PM Michelle Solomon said... Well, you know what, I live in Long Island too. Let's start our own club!

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1-20-2008 @8:43PM momdgp said... NG in NJ as well. Has anyone gotten a free McGriddle?
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1-20-2008 @8:43PM Jay Brennan said... Not available in Northern New Jersey
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1-20-2008 @9:07PM Laenir said... Not avilable in Southwest Virginia either.
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1-20-2008 @9:07PM Alex said... Not available in Raleigh, NC.
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1-20-2008 @9:15PM Red Icculus said... Sounds like a tool to get free marketing information.
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1-20-2008 @10:04PM jason said... not available in San Diego
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1-21-2008 @12:32AM thefishie said... Not available in Northeast Arkansas either.
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1-21-2008 @2:09AM milkshake said... Mc Donald is selling a lousy graesefood served on a paper by surly ghetto bums. Why would anyone go through the hassle of signing up with some society for this sort of experience and free breakfest sandwich?

Also, I can't see why would you put up this crap here in Slashfood - unless Slashfood is getting plug-in money for doing this

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1-22-2008 @1:21AM Russ Hall said... Like it or not, McDonald's does pass as food. Further, almost everyone has their little guilty pleasures. Mine just happen to be wrapped up in a greasy little paper of heaven.