Blow your lunch on some bologna bubble gum

At first I thought this was bubble gum that tasted like bologna, and that would have been gross/awesome, but, alas, it's bubble gum shaped and packaged to look like bologna!

That's still pretty cool. I like how it looks like Oscar Mayer bologna. "My baloney has a first name, it's b-u-b-b-l (e)." I don't think you can see it in the upper right hand corner, but it says "For best quality, open package and chew them all."

Now we need bubble gum cheese slices and bubble gum bread so we can make a sandwich.