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Some of my favorites:
13. Just a little cranberry sauce for me. I totally overdid it on the meth this morning.
15. You're all so disgustingly bourgeois. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to Coldplay.
21. I hope no one minds that I invited Ian Ziering.
27. Turkey? I just figured this year we'd order a bunch of Pizza Hut Oreo pizzas.
40. Our real mother's a better cook. Well, not really, but I hate you.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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11-21-2007 @7:00PM Allison said... "8. This is Tony. He/She is my new life partner."
Funny list, except for that part.
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11-22-2007 @7:09AM rich said... #8 is the funniest.
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11-22-2007 @12:35PM Tara said... After Thanksgiving check this out for your holiday shopping and they donate to Autism Research & Treatment
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11-22-2007 @12:05PM Fash said... I thought the Oreo pizza (and mustache) was a Dominos invention.
Anyway, I would freaking love to have Steve Sanders over for Thanksgiving. Okay, maybe I wouldn't love it, but it would be pretty funny.
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