Marisa posted about what you should say when dealing with obnoxious family members who comment about your weight and/or eating. Now Radar has chimed in with its 50 Things Not To Say At The Thanksgiving Table. Needless to say, most of these are very NSFW, but funny nonetheless. Some highlights after the jump.Some of my favorites:
13. Just a little cranberry sauce for me. I totally overdid it on the meth this morning.
15. You're all so disgustingly bourgeois. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to Coldplay.
21. I hope no one minds that I invited Ian Ziering.
27. Turkey? I just figured this year we'd order a bunch of Pizza Hut Oreo pizzas.
40. Our real mother's a better cook. Well, not really, but I hate you.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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