I have a recurring nightmare in which I am quickly chopping up a whole bunch of veggies for a quick stir fry when I realize that I haven't been being particularly careful and accidentally cut into a finger instead of a carrot. Thankfully, during my waking hours I've never had that happen, but the thought of it made me work on improving my knife skills to further protect my precious digits.
Sadly, British TV chef Gordon Ramsay recently experienced one of those moments you think could only happen in the worst of anxiety dreams. He set his crotch on fire. While going commando. It adds a whole other level to taking precautions while in the kitchen, now doesn't it.
Via Food for Thought
9-12-2007 @4:32PM Cliff said... Really? Wow, that quarter I threw in the well wasn't wasted money.
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9-12-2007 @5:34PM wintem01 said... I'm sorry, is he like 8 feet tall or something? Or was this on an Easy-Bake? Maybe that's why they recalled them!!!
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9-13-2007 @2:37AM Kostika said... You did leave out a very important detail. He was wearing trousers, cotton ones iirc. He jsut wasn't wearing any underwear under them. So it's not like he was cooking naked.
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9-14-2007 @10:14AM Fash said... Hahaha...Cliff is funny.
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9-17-2007 @2:30PM Hitters Girls said... Good one cliff!! I second that comment!
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9-17-2007 @2:37PM Victoria said... Kostika - "Going Commando" means exactly that - wearing no underwear under your clothes. The author didn't omit that detail - you just didn't get the slang words she used for it.
Cliff - good one! LMAO!!!
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9-17-2007 @2:54PM debra said... is that what they mean by firecrotch?lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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9-17-2007 @2:57PM gene said... Ha, couldn`t happen to a nicer (gay) er Guy
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9-17-2007 @3:04PM Tom Llewellyn said... It couldn't have happened to a better dick-head, pardon the expression!
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9-17-2007 @10:06PM barb said... Sounds to me like it was a "Hell's Kitchen Nightmares" combo.
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9-17-2007 @3:21PM Bshrmnoks said... Can't say anyone feels sorry for him when he's so mean to everyone. Ya get what ya deserve.
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9-17-2007 @3:28PM roger strickland said... great maybe now he;ll shut his damn mouth some
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9-17-2007 @3:35PM LOIS VIERRA SMITH said... WELL........NOW HE FEELS STUPID WHICH IS HOW HE MAKES THE NEW CHEF'S FEEL WHEN HE SCREAMS IN THIER FACES.
WHAT GOES AROUND....WELL YOU KNOW.
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9-17-2007 @3:37PM PaulR said... In hell you are bound to get burnt sooner or later!
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9-17-2007 @3:43PM Yvette said... In the word of Jerrry Lee Lewis - Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
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9-17-2007 @3:43PM A CAREFUL Chef said... What a moron.
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9-17-2007 @3:45PM george said... know waht really burns my ass?...
a fire about waist high!!!
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9-17-2007 @3:46PM dpani50832 said... Maybe he just wanted to roast some nutz.
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9-17-2007 @3:51PM jackiy said... Fire Crotch!!!!!!!(A.K.A Lindsey Lohan :))
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9-17-2007 @4:00PM CATT said... LOVE YOU CHEF YOU HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH..CAN I KISS TH BOO BOO
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