
Here in the States, we're familiar with all manner of nutraceutical snacks like fiber cookies and sweet chewable calcium supplements. These items are often marketed to women with nary a trace of sexism. Sadly, that's not the case for these Japanese cookies I just encountered.
The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it takes to eat your way to an F cup or what size your butt will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously, the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star.
[via: Gizmodo]

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8-12-2007 @9:58PM kristyn said... omg lol... gosh... atleast if i see a small breasted woman and the next time i see her they are huge... I'll no she either got breast implants or ate those daum cookies.. Big breasted women are suposed to be seperated from small breasted...
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8-12-2007 @9:58PM wtfdissux said... almost afraid to say it but ...... Got Milk?!? ;)
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8-12-2007 @10:01PM Jacqueline said... I would think eating so many cookies would give you not just big boobs but a big booty to go along with you even thinking that this will work lol It is amazing what someone will do to make money. I guess next we will be seeing something for men should I say 1-Inch Chocolate Cookies :)
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8-12-2007 @10:08PM StonedPigeon said... I’m not-------
Oh wait ---I get it, you put the cookies in your bra to increase your cup size!
Wow all that and a snack!
Yea Baby!
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8-13-2007 @11:38AM eilcrazy4u888 said... That product is really cool but shouldn't you be proud of your own body? I would try them though just to see if they work though. I would also give them to a girl I know who stuffs all the time
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8-12-2007 @10:13PM Like to lOOk said... I have had many women say that they are proud of medium to large breast and they know what they are good for too. I depends on the body if they fit and look good. But if the cookies work then eat up.
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8-12-2007 @10:19PM Julianna said... Don't need 'em. I have Beautiful DD's right here.
Julianna
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8-12-2007 @10:18PM cinnn said... Breast size is inate......mine are naturally big but I weigh 125...Stop harrassing & judging those that are bigger breasted.. OR Smaller> >> NOT >> our Fault... ;)
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8-12-2007 @10:21PM harryandchoi23 said... hehe.
RANDOMNESS: I saw something where a Jap. girl had like...H size..or N...can't quite remember. So, I guess if Japanese get those sizes, then maybe they DO work.
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8-12-2007 @10:20PM rainbowchild92 said... ummm... soo this is what people do insted of planing to go to the moon... weird what are they gona make next? fat-reducing muffins?
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8-12-2007 @10:41PM judy said... Lol! Hey, grow 'em as large as ya want gals. When you grown old you'll be treading on them. (They don't hold up.. pfft) No cookies for me thank you.
Gravity has done it's job here!
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8-12-2007 @10:41PM Tom said... As the original post eludes to, there often is a downside to bigger breasts. And, that is a bag ass. Up to a point, a big but is sexy, but their is a fine line between bootylicious and a fat ass.
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8-12-2007 @10:44PM kt said... What? I thought drinking milk and eating corn gave you boobs?!?!?! Totally kidding.These cookies come with ROLLS too.
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8-12-2007 @10:49PM Bette said... I'm working out my boobs, stuffing f-cookies in my mouth and making an appointment with a plastic surgeon so I can have basketball size boobs...or maybe not. I've seen too many boob-crazed people. Some people will believe and buy anything...
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8-12-2007 @11:00PM mik said... This can NOT be for real!?!?!!!!!
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8-12-2007 @11:04PM Liz said... Yeesh. I have f-cups. Are there any cookies to make them smaller?
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8-12-2007 @11:27PM Elizabeth said... You can have some of mine that I like to get rid of. I sure missed being slim and petite. Now, I feel like a watermelon.
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8-12-2007 @11:30PM lin said... OK, a few things are glaringly obvious reading the comments already posted here:
1) Most people don't bother read what other people are posting before they post. I've had to read, over and over, the same jokes about man-part-cookies, sumo-boobs, big cookie-eating butts, saggy oversized boobs, etc. Original thoughts, anyone?
2) Some people don't acknowledge the fact that, despite the generally agreed-upon opinion that pills, herbs, and diets don't magically reshape the human body, enhancers such as these FLY off the shelves (I wonder who buys them??) and make more money in their short, pre-FDA investigation runs than most of us will see in a lifetime.
3) Some people can't accept that, in spite of the general disbelief in pills, herbs, and diets magically reshaping the human form, there are plenty of walking testimonies for products that actually worked, or continue to work. You can re-grow your hair, increase your metabolism, fight wrinkles, whatever. But is it the potion, or the placebo effect? Does it matter, as long as it works without negative side effects?
No one on this blog knows what's actually in these cookies. The article says an "herb," but no details were given on which one. Is it an herb already on the market? Is it something recently discovered? Is it an underground Japanese porn secret, finally coming to light?? Until we know these things and can research the herb, its chemical components, and their effects in clinical trials, what's the point of speculating whether it works?
According to one poster (#28 - Amelia) who was actually in Tokyo and saw these cookies, they have 68 calories per cookie. Following the two-cookie-a-day serving size, replacing - or even adding - a mere 136 calories in your daily diet via cookies is unlikely to "make you fat," as a lot of posters are suggesting. So IMHO, IF these cookies do somehow increase bust size, it's not by an overall increase in body fat.
You have to admit, it's brilliant marketing, especially if the cookies taste really good, which would encourage you to continue buying them even if they didn't deliver on their promise of F-cups! Heck, I'd buy them just for the novelty of showing them off to friends! And yes I'm perfectly happy with my C-cups!
Lighten up, folks: it could just be an advertising ploy and completely bogus, but how silly will you nay-sayers feel IF it turns out that they work? I for one welcome them, joke or not: we could all use a dose of humor with our cookies, and if they do increase cup size...?
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8-13-2007 @12:15AM ursofakingfunny said... if you want bigger breast just rub toilet paper on them once or twice a day....it worked great on my ass
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8-13-2007 @12:25AM lauren said... well i thought russians would come up with this.
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