Snack Your Way to a Bigger Bosom With F-Cup Cookies

by Joe DiStefano, Posted Aug 8th 2007 @ 4:05PM

Here in the States, we're familiar with all manner of nutraceutical snacks like fiber cookies and sweet chewable calcium supplements. These items are often marketed to women with nary a trace of sexism. Sadly, that's not the case for these Japanese cookies I just encountered.

The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it takes to eat your way to an F cup or what size your butt will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously, the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star.

[via: Gizmodo]

Filed Under: Food Porn, Food Oddities, Super Size Me, Feast Your Eyes, Ingredients
Tags: asia, dessert, F Cup Cookies, FCupCookies, food porn, Japan, nutraceuticals, oddities, sugar, super size me

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Reader comments (Page 1 of 10)

1-29-2008 @3:20PM brad_trix said... Yer the Radio 1 experiment showed they actually work! You can buy these in the UK now from http://www.cookiecup.co.uk - definitely getting my girlfriend some of these haha
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2-02-2008 @7:24PM rachel said... I got my boyfriend to order me these cookies on ebay.I only got one box and i swear i've never eaten nicer cookies in my life!i cud only afford the one box tho,so i'll have to save up and get a few more.soon as i see results i'll tell the world how great they are.if i see no results i'll be v pissed off...
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2-14-2008 @12:28PM brad_trix said... haha these are great! Think you can get these in the UK now from Cookie Cup...might have to get my gf some :P
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2-14-2008 @12:54PM brad_trix said... haha these are great! Think you can get these in the UK now from Cookie Cup...might have to get my gf some :P
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4-08-2008 @5:01PM James said... haha i think these are amazing!! They did a test on Radio 1 & they actually worked?! You can get these in the UK now, just got my girlfriend some (with her approval of course lol) from http://www.CookieCup.co.uk
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5-13-2008 @11:35AM tanya said... So, do they work or not?
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12-11-2008 @8:02PM Alexis said... I actually eat these cookies. They taste fairly decent DEFINITELY help w pms a few of my female friends have hit me up for cookies when having the girly GRRRS.

The plain flavor is kinda like shortbread cookies not as sweet though.
Very palatable and actually kinda addictive.
Lol we cant stop eating them.

I have a hormonal imbalance in the first place though. PRE cookie mind you!

I got these on a haha isnt that funny whim decided to try them and noticed a drop in my moodswings.

They do seem to make the girls perkier think early teens vs late twenties as for the increase? I'm honestly not paying attention but I did have to buy a new bra last month 38B to 38C.

Don't eat more than two a day or it'll give you the weepies like pregnancy though.

Whats worked for me is two a day one in the morning one at lunch for the first two days and then One a day in the morning after that.

Frankly my boyfriend is VASTLY relieved that I'm not so bitchy in general. So guys :P if your girl is driving you up a wall has bad pms these might actually help with that and honestly gals? How many of us object to cookies and treats that time of the month? :P

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3-23-2009 @9:36AM Oskar said... The funny thing is that even after ten pages of people laughing at it, it's still proven to work.

http://www.stbotanica.com/case-studies-pueraria-mirifica.htm
The link above contains a summary of a study. Aside from that there's plenty of anectodal evidence.

Too bad nobody will ever read this...
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10-21-2009 @6:08PM Chloe said... Hey Alexis! I'm compiling women's experiences with this cookie on my cookie blog, http://chloescookieblog.com. Would you mind if I shared your experience with my audience? Please contact me! editor[at]chloescookieblog.com. Thanks Alexis
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8-09-2007 @4:54PM spiffy said... I'll take 10 boxes!
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8-08-2007 @5:46PM rckymtnski said... Actually I did NOT know that about the porn star name. I learned something today! thanks
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8-08-2007 @5:57PM amber said... This is just funny.
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8-08-2007 @8:31PM Alex said... you'd think they would at least have a large breasted woman on the package. Poor marketing!
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8-09-2007 @11:05AM Adriane said... When I first saw this I thought it was "F*ck up cookie" hahahaha
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8-09-2007 @11:24AM wintem01 said... And if you're not a woman? Samurai manboobs?
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8-09-2007 @12:53PM trevor said... "you'd think they would at least have a large breasted woman on the package."

Well, given that this is from Japan, maybe that IS a large-breasted woman on the package...?

Personally, with all this talk of breasts, cookies, and packages, I can't see these comments going anywhere good in the immediate future ;)
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