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Excluding bun and beef, Astor's burger has nine other ingredients. As you may be able to see from the photo, these include a fried egg, avocados and caramelized onions. What you may not be able to discern is the seared pineapple layer, just above the tomatoes. Chef Astor has been kind enough to provide witty and informative mouseover notes for each layer. He also lays out an attack plan for eating it. Squeeze it down to mouth size and hold on for dear life until it's all but gone, unless you want it all over the front of your shirt.
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5-17-2007 @2:52PM navstar said... This burger just looks vile. Maybe its the photography ... or the 2 pounds of gray ground beef.
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5-17-2007 @1:47PM lottie said... oh, pimp that snack did this years ago!
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=43
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5-17-2007 @8:17PM Susan said... I agree with #2. Most of the "burgers" look like a piece of decorated s_ _ _.
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5-18-2007 @3:09AM Silver_Potato said... Just how are you supposed to eat that mess?
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5-18-2007 @11:57AM Snewp said... Nar lottie, that's a different pimp, SupersizedMeals.com did this one ages ago, with comments from the author
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/200605122104290
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5-18-2007 @10:07AM Lauren Ragan said... Does the heart cath come with the burger or is it seperate?
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5-19-2007 @12:18AM MJ said... Just flip me over and spank me......after I eat this! Fried egg on a burger with cheese is delicous!!Jus leave off the pineapple and were good to go.
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5-30-2007 @2:47PM Marshall said... navstar - I assure you it's my bad photography (I shot this in my living room in a hurry) that makes it look less exciting than it did in real life. That meat is almost raw, and it's only about 2/3 of a pound of beef - nothing absurd.
Silver_Potato - you eat a burger like this by clamping it in one hand and not letting go until it's all gone. I happen to have an immense mouth, which helps.
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