
First there was Disney's "Champagne" for kids, and now the authorities (whoever those authorities may be) are all over Spyke. However, unlike the kiddie Champagne that was "just for pretend," Anheuser-Busch's new Spyke has real alcohol - it's a malt beverage with a 12% alcohol content.
The reason there's a stink about it? People are worried that Spyke is aimed at teens, particularly during Prom and graduation season. Not only does the drink come in flavors -- mango, lime, melon and chocolate -- but it's also infused with caffeine and energy herbs ginseng and guarana, and it comes in a tiny bottle that's easily hidden from a parent's or chaperone's watchful eye.
The authorities are worried about Ab's reckless marketing to teens, but I worry that this is just a nasty drink. I mean really, "spyking" your cocktail with a chocolate-flavored malt liquor? Gross.














