Krispy Kreme Burger comes to Google's NYC cafeteria

Posted Feb 17th 2007 10:06AM by Joe DiStefano
Filed under: Lunch, East Coast, Beef, Food Oddities

I love Krispy Kremes, bacon and burgers, too, but I've never tasted the abomination, er, delicacy, pictured here. But only because until today, I didn't know any place nearby to sample this artery-clogging, waist-broadening wonder. After all, I ate a hot, unglazed Krispy Kreme for an article I wrote about the company years ago. I wouldn't recommend it. Talk about heart-stopping.

If I lived anywhere near a certain minor league baseball park or was friends with a certain R&B vocalist, I'd surely have tried one of these things by now. This miracle of modern griddle work is now being served at Google's New York City cafeteria. Now all I need to do is find a good cardiologist and get a job with Google.Sorry if I was too busy salivating to give a description. The bacon Krispy Kreme cheeseburger starts with a donut (glazed of course) that's split, grilled, then used as a bun. The grilled halves are the outside of the sandwich, while the glazed interior forms a gloriously fatty, sugary fusion with the filling of ground beef, cheese and bacon.

It's worth noting that Googling "Krispy Kreme Burger" pulls up 2,040 hits, a figure almost twice the caloric content of this sweet-savory monstrosity. "Bacon Krispy Kreme Burger," on the other hand, gets no hits. I can't help thinking that the latter search result is why Google's cafeteria called its sandwich "Bacon Krispy Kreme Burger."

By the way, I lied, I've no intention of trying this bad boy until my esteemed colleague Mr. Cutlets does so and furnishes me with a report from his cardiologist.

Tags: bacon, Bacon Krispy Kreme Burger, BaconKrispyKremeBurger, burger, cheeseburger, donut, donuts, Google, Krispy Kreme, KrispyKreme

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

2-17-2007 @ 2:29PM

meeno01 said...

Wow, I hope that aaron mcgruder is getting a piece of those profits from creating the Luther

2-18-2007 @ 12:48PM

wynk said...

Wow, apparently "The Boondocks" was ahead of its time..."The Luther" lives. @_@

2-19-2007 @ 11:28AM

Adam said...

I really just want to eat one to say that I did, is that so wrong?

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