You get can get crunked in the club, or so I've heard the tune goes. Am I dating myself by calling that hiphop jam a tune? Never mind the term du jour, in my jour it might've been quaaaysted.
These days you can get Crunky at a Japanese candy store or vending machine. I snagged one at a Japanese grocery in my native stamping grounds of Queens. My homegirl Sarah tells me that the oddly named snack is also available in Cali.
In addition to its namesake "Crunky" and several lines of Japanese the package bore the words "Walking Bar." This legend soon planted me in a sugary quandary. Had I copped a Red Bull in bar form, Japan's answer to the granola bar, or worse yet a PowerBar?
Much to my relief Crunky was neither a gummy protein-rich slab nor a caffeine-spiked snack. I tore open the wrapper and took a bite into a milk chocolate bar laden with crunchy bits of rice. Japanese confectioner Lotte has created a steroidal Nestle Crunch bar.
Despite the typo on the Nutrition Facts label I wasn't cranky at all after consuming the serving size. Truth be told, I wasn't crunky either.

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2-05-2007 @4:48PM Dmnkly said... Give Black Crunky a try if you can find it... it rocks. Sounds more like a porn title than a candy bar, but it rocks :-)
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2-05-2007 @6:46PM paul said... This is a Japanese candy bar that has been around for ages. It is an almond and chocolate based confection. Enjoy!
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2-05-2007 @7:27PM Kat said... Ditto the above, this bar has been around for ages. I reccomend the white chocolate Crunky, but moreover the Crunky cookies ("biscuts")- two crunchy cookies sandwiching delicious Crunky chocolate. Mmm.
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2-05-2007 @10:18PM ZenKimchi said... Also has been around in Korea for a long time too, since Lotte was established in Japan by South Koreans.
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