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Pounding that six-pack of Diet Coke do nothing but bloat you? Does it feel like someone replaced your usual brew with decaf? You could try any number of energy drinks out there, but those don't seem to do much except make your stomach turn over. You need more! More caffeine! More energy! More attitude!More of a drug-like effect?
Apparently, the latest energy drink to hit the fast and furious market already filled with the likes of Monster, Red Bull, and Rockstar boasts the ultimate high -- one that feels like a cocaine high. Cocaine Energy Drink doesn't contain any cocaine, but with 280 mg of caffeine, it promises the "highest energy content of ANY energy drink on the market today! 350 percent greater than The Bull!"
As you would expect, drug experts, nutritionists, and parents are alarmed. However, James Kirby, the inventor of the drink, says that it does not glamorize nor promote drugs. He said, "Maybe this can help by making parents and kids not afraid to talk about drugs."
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Kirby? He must have been on something when he said something as stupid as that.
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9-28-2006 @9:24PM Brian said... BERNICE WILL U SAY A PRAYER FOR ME I'VE BEEN ADDICTED TO THIS DRINK FOR A LONG TIME. I SUMMON YOU.
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9-28-2006 @9:26PM BRAD said... FINISHED LAW SCHOOLS REMARKS CRACKED MY ASS UP. DIDN'T PASS THE BAR SHOULD BE YOUR NAME. GROW UP AND GET ON WITH YOUR SORRY ASS LIVES, IT'S ONLY A NAME. TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO NOT FEAR WORDS AND TEACH THEM WELL.
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9-28-2006 @9:29PM Charlie said... Please do your own research on the caffeine dosage and re-publish.
Starbucks was tested at 240 mg. Maxwell House at 80.
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9-28-2006 @9:33PM Dave C said... I think that is the dumbest name they could have called it!!!!!!!!!!!!, It is just going to make kid's curious, I know I been there a former cocaine addict with over 10 year's of being clean & sober, Dave C
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9-28-2006 @9:31PM Jim said... I figured i would throw my 2 cents in on this one. As someone who drinks energy drinks often, you could say i am hooked on caffine now, i can see inherant problems kids could develope if they drink these drinks. I really don't like the government making laws to control our lives but perhaps they should impose an age restriction for kids who try to buy energy drinks. I know what the affects are with these drinks. They are addicting to a certain degree. Just like adults who can't start their day without that morning cup of coffee. And with high amounts of caffine there is a drug like feel. Kids may buy this product to get what the name implies. HIGH! there has to be some longterm health affects with high amounts of caffine. especially in kids.
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9-28-2006 @9:31PM sexygangsta ya herd said... YO YO hook me up with some of that this stuff is gonna be the bomb CAFFIENE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9-28-2006 @9:34PM Travis said... Stop thinking about the influence it will have on your kids, If they dont know about drugs now, they will once they reach grade school due to the fact that a 1/3 or more of the kids there will tell them about and even ask them if they want some sort of drug. Drugs have been a huge part of the world for centuries. You cant just cover it up. And though i doubt it was his original intention, your child seeing it in the store and asking you for it IS a great conversation starter. then say no, because what child needs more caffine?
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9-28-2006 @9:31PM jess said... i think it's pretty obivious that most of you are old, ignorant people. wow. grow up. a fake Cocaine proabably won't get as much money as the real cocaine. so there. everyone will forget about energy drinks and just go straight to the powder. and no, you can't stop your children from doing it if they really want to.
and i really really agree with Tom Smith.
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9-28-2006 @9:33PM Brian said... SEXYGANGSTER DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY WIZARD CLUB?
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9-28-2006 @9:39PM Evan Olins said... Tom Smith wrote:" All of yall need to grow some balls. grow up! yall ! GROW UP! Get over it." I think his comments were an attempt to make Dixie look bad, Y'ALL. Let's see, grow up, get over it, etc. Maybe he could write the book of trite. Other than this one the readers comments were pertintent and interesting
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9-28-2006 @9:37PM kay said... Does anyone know that all these energy drinks are just broken down meth. That is what we have learned in going to rehab classes with our daughter. People ought to wake up and realize what these people are creating to just make the druggies in this world worse off. your kids are drinking these and so are regular people and not knowing what they are getting addicted to. Just amazes me. We should all just get high on life.
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9-28-2006 @9:57PM terry said... seems odd it doesn't come with a straw that looks like a one dollar bill
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9-28-2006 @9:36PM cj harris said... So, where can I get some?
Posted at 7:19PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Ron Cameron 0 st
lmao, when ya find out, let me know Ron =)
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9-28-2006 @9:37PM joe said... retards these days
sheeesh
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9-28-2006 @9:38PM Marc Williams said... I love it!!!! Only In America!!! I wish I had thought of that!!!!!!!
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9-28-2006 @9:39PM Brian said... RON AND CJ YOU GUYS "CRACK" ME UP!
I SUMMON YOU TO PRAY FOR SEXYGANGSTER.
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9-28-2006 @9:39PM david said... I think everyone here.Is two faced nobodys who behind closed doors is doing the same thing everyone else is they just hide it better..I think this guy will make mint if it taste good. Our teens today will drink anything that will give them the energy they need..
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9-28-2006 @9:40PM Madison said... I dont think this is all bad. if it doesnt have drugs, whats the harm?
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9-28-2006 @9:40PM Sherron said... "Cocain"...awesome. Where can I get it, how much is it going to cost, and can I buy stock. Come on people...there is those that do and those that lie. Maybe this will deter kids (and adults) from the real thing. They can be cool with this and have energy to get through the day. Caffeine, sugar, chocolate...we all have and need our fixes...at least this is a legal one. Might just be what we all need occasionally. Nobody is forcing anything...its all choice...and it might be good stuff! Can't be any worse than everything else we eat, drink, do or don't do to our bodies.
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10-01-2006 @5:10PM jess said... what they really need to do is sell the real thing on the shelves. ahahahaha. great.
all you "ew no this is digusting. that man needs to go to hell." people make me laugh. just stop talking smack and go into your bathroom at home and light up because you really have no life and your husband/wife cheats on you and your son/daughter has slut/stoner friends and you can't control them becuase OMG they love Cocaine and everything else that gets their hormones raging so much that they impregnate/get pregnant with your new neighbor's son/daughter. go cry now.
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