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Based on data from research done by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, where they really love their pizza, you too can determine personality from pizza toppings:
- One meat topping - Irritable, argumentative, procrastinators who "conveniently 'forget' work and home obligations" frequently
- Several Meat toppings - Dramatic extroverts, who are impeccably groomed and crave attention
- One vegetable - Empathetic, understanding, well-adjusted, easy-going and "who make ideal parents"
- Several vegetables - Trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble introverts
- Non-traditional toppings (not just meat or veg) - Aggressive, achievement-oriented, natural leaders
- Extra cheese - Just about everyone likes extra cheese
If you choose a different tipping every time, does that mean you have multiple personalities?
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9-13-2006 @4:13PM B said... Is it me, or do the categories imply that anybody who likes meat on thier pizza has a personality disorder? Either you're an argumentative procastinatior, crave attention or aggressive.
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9-13-2006 @4:46PM Onigir said... Oh, no! I must be suffering from a personality disorder. I like sausage (one meat) with green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions (several vegetables). So I must be an "irritable, argumentative, procrastinator who "conveniently 'forgets' work and home obligations" frequently" as well as a "trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble introvert."
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9-13-2006 @5:32PM peggy said... I just love to be pidgeon-holed, type-cast and otherwise labeled because of the pizza I like, don't you? I'll tell you this -- I'm really screwed because I love everything on my pizza.
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9-13-2006 @5:29PM champignon said...
come on people, save us from these idiotic posts...
-c
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9-15-2006 @1:06PM f said... What does the survey say about you if you merely need to keep your pizza kosher? I that an automatic pass?
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9-15-2006 @9:29PM A said... There's a typo in the post.
"If you choose a different tipping every time, does that mean you have multiple personalities?"
Tipping should be topping.
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