Normally, one might expect to turn to the Farmer's Almanac, one of the longest continuously published books you can find, for predictions on the weather and advice about when to plant your crops. Perhaps because fewer people have crops that need planting these days, the newest edition of the Almanac has a lot more than just the crop report. It has your pizza personality.
Based on data from research done by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, where they really love their pizza, you too can determine personality from pizza toppings:
- One meat topping - Irritable, argumentative, procrastinators who "conveniently 'forget' work and home obligations" frequently
- Several Meat toppings - Dramatic extroverts, who are impeccably groomed and crave attention
- One vegetable - Empathetic, understanding, well-adjusted, easy-going and "who make ideal parents"
- Several vegetables - Trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble introverts
- Non-traditional toppings (not just meat or veg) - Aggressive, achievement-oriented, natural leaders
- Extra cheese - Just about everyone likes extra cheese
If you choose a different tipping every time, does that mean you have multiple personalities?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-13-2006 @ 4:13PM
B said...
Is it me, or do the categories imply that anybody who likes meat on thier pizza has a personality disorder? Either you're an argumentative procastinatior, crave attention or aggressive.
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9-13-2006 @ 4:46PM
Onigir said...
Oh, no! I must be suffering from a personality disorder. I like sausage (one meat) with green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions (several vegetables). So I must be an "irritable, argumentative, procrastinator who "conveniently 'forgets' work and home obligations" frequently" as well as a "trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble introvert."
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9-13-2006 @ 5:29PM
champignon said...
come on people, save us from these idiotic posts...
-c
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9-13-2006 @ 5:32PM
peggy said...
I just love to be pidgeon-holed, type-cast and otherwise labeled because of the pizza I like, don't you? I'll tell you this -- I'm really screwed because I love everything on my pizza.
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9-15-2006 @ 1:06PM
f said...
What does the survey say about you if you merely need to keep your pizza kosher? I that an automatic pass?
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9-15-2006 @ 9:29PM
A said...
There's a typo in the post.
"If you choose a different tipping every time, does that mean you have multiple personalities?"
Tipping should be topping.
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