If you follow along in the burger world, then you might know about The Counter in Santa Monica, where their thing is BYOB - Build Your Own Burger. Alan Richman even named it one of the 25 burgers you must eat before you die in GQ.
Based on their list of topping choices, there are 312,120 different burger combinations, but at their new location in Palo Alto, Tim attempted to do it all in one shot. He ordered a 5 lb. burger with every topping available. At once. Served in a bowl, the burger almost looks like a sundae and it is not pretty. Neither is the aftermath.
8-21-2006 @4:45PM lea said... I just ate some sausage links for breakfast that did not sit well. I don't think I would wanna try this burger thingy after that fiasco.
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8-21-2006 @6:02PM jahzooo said... Haha, that's great. They should name the burger after him or something, so people can be like "Yeah, I'll have the TIMBURGER." I bet it would be a hit among the college kids.
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8-21-2006 @6:04PM Mike said... Man that's crazy, it's like you just ate a baby child right there. haha
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8-21-2006 @6:05PM Mike said... Man it's like you just ate a baby child. lol
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8-21-2006 @6:08PM malorie@imeem.com said... That looks terrible I don't think that I could ever order a "TIMBURGER". This guy must have way too much time on his hands.
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8-21-2006 @6:40PM jahzooo said... i wonder if he'll ever go back to that place again. or eat a burger with more than 2 toppings on it.
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8-21-2006 @7:10PM jake said... no way i was actually there when that happened. dude was crazy, hella chicks talked to him afterwards and had him sign their stomachs in mustard. i was jealous but dude got hella game and can eat crazy
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8-21-2006 @7:51PM brothaman said... i heard the dude washed down that meal (which he referred to blandly as a "somewhat sizable appetizer") with the blood of 2 toddlers and a bottle of castor oil. then he wrestled 3 alligators for half an hour until he got a minor cramp and got so pissed at his stomach for reminding him of the fragility of the human condition that he ate a lit stick of dynamite. when he exploded, all of the pieces sprouted instantly into new Tim's all of whom realized simultaneously that the whole Counter fiasco was really nothing special at all, but that Alan Richman was, in addition to being an incredibly savvy bad guy in action flicks, also correct about the inherent value in the pre-demise consumption of a tasty, meaty, topping-and-sauce-laden, cheese-ensconced Counter-burger.
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8-21-2006 @7:58PM Bronto said... You guys are all crazy. So is that dude who ate the giant saladburger. Give me a 1/3 pound veggieburger with a slice of tomato on top. That's the ticket!
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8-22-2006 @10:59AM grandpa matsui said... I heard Tim Holme had sex with Chuck Norris' wife in front of a weeping Chuck Norris, and afterward Chuck apologized for getting there first.... and Chuck was weeping because of the monstrous size of Tim's member.... and Chuck's wife was never the same: when she gave birth to Tim's child, labor lasted 30 seconds because Tim had cleared out some space for the little guy.
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8-22-2006 @12:01PM jiggity said... i wonder how many calories that humongous thing has. crazy.
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8-22-2006 @5:39PM pete said... that tim guy doesn't even look that big. i wonder if he'll atempt it again?
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