I was in line in the supermarket last night, and the woman behind me told her son, around 10 or 11 years old, that if he wanted he could run to get some ice cream. About 5 minutes later the kid came back.
With frozen eyeballs and green slime.
He picked up Fear Factor Pop Ups, from Popsicle. These little frozen concoctions look like regular Pushups, but they have "extreme" colors and big eyeballs on the top of them. Let's take the copy straight from the web site:
"In sour cherry with an eyeball gumball and sour watermelon, both with the shocking taste of sour lemon slime. Or the slime pop - sour watermelon flavored ice with sour lemon slime." (Do those lines even make sense?)
The mother, needless to say, was not pleased with her son's choice. In fact, I think I heard her say the word "no" about 17 times. The poor kid was heartbroken when she told him to take it back and get something "normal." But he didn't cry, so good for him.
I didn't even know they made food products based on reality shows. I'm not looking forward to Big Brother Cake or Blind Date Juice.

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8-14-2006 @7:27PM Robin said... OK, marketing, nothing new here, its been around since, FOREVER, and we all fall for it. This push-up pop is no worse then lets say, gummi worms,gummi rats and gummi spiders. I have been eating ice cream with gum in it for a long time.Think of good humor baseball mits and the ball is gum. Nothing different there nutritionaly wise. And the Mom's reaction, it happens. The kids reaction, again it happens. Kids have been in love with slime since, cartoons and Nick game shows. And sour is the name of the flavor game too. The sourer the better. I think it is a badge of courage to eat it and not up chuck. For some unknown reason they like it. And the great think tanks that come up with all this stuff know this. So we will have Big Brother cakes,and Power Puff snowballs as long as there are kids and adults that are young at heart.
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8-14-2006 @7:43PM Jillian said... They're no worse than Garbage Pail Kids cards
Or Big League Chew, witch resembled chewing tabacco
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8-14-2006 @8:00PM Kim said... I have bought these for my boys. They are actually pretty good - kinda tart but good. I have bought Butterfinger ice cream for my oldest daughter and Dora the Explorer popsicles for my 2 year old too. You know that if they had made this stuff when we were kids we would have wanted it. Spiol you kids sometimes, let them pick the ice cream. If you have more than one kid, let them take turns picking, you might find something you like.
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8-14-2006 @8:00PM Julie Escalante said... I bought a case of these fear factor icecreans for my 2 children ages 9 and 10.And that case has been in my freezer now for over 3 months. The kids tried it, and hate them, so now Im stuck with the whole case. Anyone out there want them????????
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8-14-2006 @8:03PM katrina said... These actually are kind fun. I saw them at the store and i knew the kids would flip! Its better than them eating a big bowl full of ice cream that they just "have" to have with syrup and all that jazz..and...who says you cant have halloween fun in the summer???
its fun and honestly i think the mom sounded way uncool
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8-14-2006 @8:30PM Rose DesRochers said... Mom should of specified what Ice cream to get.
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8-14-2006 @8:37PM Mary said... Sure, it may be a little disgusting to have the ice cream look like eyes and slime, but what harm would it be to the child?
Though, I find something strange with this. Wouldn't the child have known that his mother would not approve? Was this maybe just some ploy to see how far he could push her?
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