The New England Patriots have started their own line of meats. Along with "Academy Award winner Rob Schneider," that's a line I never thought I'd see in print.
The football team is going to start selling their own meat products at Gillette Stadium this upcoming season, which starts in a few weeks. Not only hot dogs, but also bratwurst and sausages too. The foods will have cute names like "Patriots First Down Beef Frank" and "Patriots Sack Attack Mild Sausage." Of course, those two names make no sense whatsoever, either in food or football terms. One of the names that was turned down was "Patriots Pigskinz," and I think that's the best name in the bunch.
What, no Brady Brats? No Seymour Sausage? Come on!

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8-09-2006 @9:56AM Jared said... I remember 'Kansas City Royals Ballpark Franks' being sold in supermarkets when I grew up. Did all areas sell the hotdogs from their local teams?
I haven't seen them since the mid-90's, but they're firmly imprinted on my memory from the irony alone (Kauffman Stadium was repeatedly voted the worst stadium food in baseball...)
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