If you're a fan of GroceryLists.org, have a look at WeirdFortuneCookies.com. Unlike the fortune cookie messages written by Penn and Teller ("That lump is cancer"), these are all supposedly real. The collection isn't huge, but it appears that its curator has been at it sporadically since 2000. The one above is one of my favorites so far, along with "A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that," and "Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas." Oddly enough, the "in bed" rule still seems to work.
A fraking amazing Battlestar Galactica cake
Iced Tea 101
Pierogies + cheese + onions + kraut = Parmageddon!
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7-20-2006 @ 11:19PM
BILL said...
For those of you that don't know....."IN BED!!!!" should be added at the end of every fortune.
It's good fun.
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7-21-2006 @ 2:00AM
R.B. Boyer said...
I knew a guy who took a roadtrip across the NY border to Canada and returned with a small garbage bag filled with weird canadian fortune cookies. About 80% of them left the consumer scratching their head. Out of all the ones I got from his bag, "Your emotional nature is strong and emotional" was by far the strangest one.
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7-21-2006 @ 8:25AM
Gina said...
Loved this site! Made me laugh out loud at a few of them!
I'm going to keep my odd fortunes now. ;)
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