How many times does a journalist get to use "Blame it on Tony the Tiger" as their lede? A Florida man, distracted by the bowl of Frosted Flakes he was eating, recently drove his 1999 Toyota Tacoma into the car of a local police officer. Luckily, no one was injured. The accident did cause a reported $5,000 worth of damage to both vehicles, according to the St. Pete Times. "They were in a bowl, but they were dry," a spokesman for the local sheriff's department told the Times, adding "I think the fortunate thing is nobody was really hurt so we can talk about the Frosted Flakes.''Car wreck blamed on Frosted Flakes
How many times does a journalist get to use "Blame it on Tony the Tiger" as their lede? A Florida man, distracted by the bowl of Frosted Flakes he was eating, recently drove his 1999 Toyota Tacoma into the car of a local police officer. Luckily, no one was injured. The accident did cause a reported $5,000 worth of damage to both vehicles, according to the St. Pete Times. "They were in a bowl, but they were dry," a spokesman for the local sheriff's department told the Times, adding "I think the fortunate thing is nobody was really hurt so we can talk about the Frosted Flakes.''Comments [3]
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1He should have used this:
http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2006/04/02/kelloggs-frosted-flakes-drink-n-crunch/
25-10-2006 @ 4:07PM
Twisted Humor said...
A crucial detail not mentioned in the story is that the officer completed a standard field sobriety test and found the driver to be high on Sugar Smack.
35-10-2006 @ 11:12PM
Finished.Law.School said...
I hope the dumbass was ticketed for driving and eating at the same time.
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