It is likely that many pizza delivery people have second jobs. It is possible that some of those second jobs
are in funeral homes. And the number of people who are delivery people with second jobs in funeral homes and who think
it is acceptable to transport pizzas in the same car as a corpse is exactly one.
A Domino's delivery driver in Pennsylvania, who also happened to be driving with a suspended license, was pulled over for failing to have an inspection sticker on his bumper. The officer noticed that there was a stretcher in the back of the 1993 Buick, whereupon the driver explained his second job was transporting corpses. This does not violate any health ordinances in that county (though perhaps it should), despite the fact that the pizzas were sitting by the stretcher amidst "rubbish and wet clothing."
I don't live in Pennsylvania, but just in case, I'll stick with carry-out. Better yet, maybe I'll go with frozen or homemade.
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4-29-2006 @ 9:23PM
Colin said...
I do live in Pennsylvania, and used to live in the neighborhood of this Domino's. I don't recall ever ordering delivery from there. But my memory is not that good... :/
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