If you can rap about pork and beef for 90 seconds, then you could win $1,000 from Chicago "meat store and more" Moo & Oink.
The beef- and pork-product purveyor is holding a 10-week promotion/contest in which contestants submit rap jingles about Moo & Oink with weekly winners awarded $250, and a Grand Prize winner selected at the end getting $1,000. According to the rules, submissions can be made on audio CD, as mp3s, or on audio cassette (wait, do people still use cassette tapes?!?!). They should be submitted by Tuesday of each week, with the weekly winner announced on Friday of that week. The 10th and final entry deadline is Tuesday, May 16, 2006.
Hm...now what rhymes with "pork shoulder?"
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4-24-2006 @11:30AM Buck Q. Fitch said... Pork Shoulder - Range Rover
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