Watching UCLA stomp all over LSU tonight, I
noticed that there were quite a few commercials for McDonald's. Now I'm quite certain that these commercials run
fairly often, but my eyes and brain have somehow become numb to them. However, tonight, I actually took notice because I
tried to think about the last time I went to McDonald's. Furthermore, I started to think about some other interesting
questions regarding America's McClownBurger: what is the average length of time since someone has eaten at McDonald's?
Would it be safe to say that, across the population, on average, it's been 24 hours?
I thought about it because I proudly thought to myself, "It has been a LONG time since I've eaten at McDonald's." In fact, I don't even remember the last time I let a Chicken McNugget pass my lips. Then I realized I was totally wrong. Just a few months ago, I was forced to stop at a McDonald's in the wee hours of the morning for coffee, long before any of the other places likes Peet's or Coffee Bean in my area were open.
Scary. I've been to McDonald's as recently as four months ago. (My pit stop at the mega McDonald's in Chicago doesn't really count.)














