...or if they're already there, they're gonna stay all the way back there, gathering dust until I bequeath them onto my children.
Nah, I wouldn't do that to them.
- Tuna Helper - I just don't like that the talking glove only has four fingers. That's scary.
- Dinty Moore Beef Stew - childhood trauma
- Hormel Corned Beef Hash - if you have ever seen it in the can, you will wonder if it was really Alpo that had been mis-labeled.
- Vienna Sausages - those tiny ones that come in the pull top can.
- Boxed macaroni and cheese - okay, it's not that bad when you eat it, but when you make it and you see the cheese that looks like Tang, you have to wonder...
- Canned mushrooms - they're slimy and no matter what you do to them, they taste like metal
- Velveeta - someone, please, tell me how this is cheese
- Spam - 'nuff said.
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