My
friends over at TV Squad think I should make - and eat - the pizza crepe taco pancake chili bag from the fictional
"Taco Town" as memorialized in a Saturday Night Live skit. What is it, you ask?
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A crunchy all beef taco, slathered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato, and our special southwestern sauce.
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Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla, with a layer of refried beans
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Wrap that in a corn tortilla, with a middle layer of monterey jack cheese
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Wrap that in a deep fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of special guacamolito sauce
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Bake it in a corn husk, filled with pico de gallo
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Wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage, and portabello mushrooms
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Wrap that in a Chicago-style deep-dish meat lovers' pizza
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Roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter, deep-fry it until it's golden brown
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Serve it in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
I don't know how this is going to work and what is guacamolito sauce? But I have to know: do you double dare me?














