We know there's always been weird food out there,
ever since man first started pounding tiny bits of grain to make a fine powder, mixing it with naturally-occurring
bacteria and warm liquid expressed from an animal, letting it sit for a couple of hours, heating it up, and eating it
(boy, bread's weird, isn't it?).
But there are some places that even we, jaded food lovers that we are, don't imagine finding food. Let's take wounds, for one. In 2005, Slashfood discovered the Bacon bandaids. Take data storage devices, for two. This week we learned of the strange-yet-wonderful sushi USB drives. Then, there's your lips, who see a lot of food, on the way in. But they don't see much food, well, just sitting around healing your wind-burned kisser. Now they can, thanks to Cheetos chapstick. You think these are weird? That is so not all.
Here are just a few of the foods that have showed up in strange places this year:- Jesus, Mary and Joseph... in s'mores.
- In art, fried eggs appeared in sculpture;
- meat appears in eery landscapes;
- Darth Vader was made out of butter;
- a variety of art was made from hot dogs and veggies;
- and miniature cities were made from Jell-o.
- Keyboards made out of chocolate, so you can eat your words.
- Or a PC made from gingerbread, or from a pumpkin, so you can eat your, umm, bytes (hardeharhar).
- It's a bit less outrageous to use your USB port to chill your beverage...
- ...but I really recommend against using your CPU to fry an egg,
- or your cell phones to boil one.
- And I definitely can't suggest you make a bra out of noodles. Really.
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