So I guess wearing one of those can-holding beer helmets to the football game is now passé. Covert drinking is the way to go, at least that's what the designers of the Beer Belly would have you think. Billed by Reno, Nevada-based Underdevelopment, Inc., as a "removable spare tire that serves a stealth beverage" the Beer Belly is basically a sling with an polyurethane bladder and hose that goes under your shirt (it appears that the model here is missing out on the covert aspect). Their main marketing point is that you can stick it to all the beverage vendors looking to shake you down with their $7 cups of Bud Light. Did I mention that this faux Milwaukee tumor can hold up to 80 ounces of liquid? Yep, you can sneak into a movie with over half a gallon of margaritas strapped to your torso. It's like a Camelbak, but with all the opposite connotations.
12-01-2005 @4:05PM Punisher2k said... I prefer doing it the old fashioned way, one cupcake at a time.
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