Magical Reindeer Food

by Nicole Weston, Posted Nov 22nd 2005 @ 9:06AM

reindeer Even though Thanksgiving isn’t out of the way yet, you wouldn’t know that by taking a stroll though virtually any retail store. The Christmas decorations are out in force. But why buy decorations when you can attract live ones into your yard? Just put out some Magical Reindeer Food*. Granted, there are only two situations where this is useful: if you live in an area populated by reindeer or on Christmas Eve.

To make the food, combine ½ cup sugar, ½ cup instant oatmeal and 2 tbsp glitter. Sprinkle mixture around your yard and wait, hidden, for reindeer to show up. Please use edible glitter to the sake of the health of non-magical creatures**.

*Results not guaranteed.

**Slashfood bears no responsibility for any ill effects suffered by flying reindeer (or other animals) as a result of ingesting Magical Reindeer Food. Slashfood also bears no liability for damage to property as a result of magical reindeer behavior, either prior to or following consumption of Magical Reindeer Food.