Last week, I posted about a candy company making gum that looks like it’s already been chewed. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any pictures of it. That was before I found the Stupid Candy section of Stupid.com. Not only do they have pictures of the gum (it looks pretty real), they have photos and reviews of lots of other, well, stupid sweets, like the earwax candy you see here. Lest there be any confusion, you use the little q-tip lollipop to scoop the fruity gel out of the plastic ear. And don’t get this confused with the earwax-flavored jellybeans that come in Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. That would be a whole 'nother kind of stupid.
Other sugar-based forms of stupidity include Bubba Gum Edible Dentures, Nihilist Flavorless Chewing Gum and Pooping Penguin Candy. Yes, really.

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10-11-2005 @4:40PM Wendryn said... Earwax candy? Oh, ick...
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10-17-2005 @8:14PM Jamie said... Euuurrrrrgh. Disgusting.
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10-12-2005 @2:37PM cybele said... A few places sell that ear wax candy. Candy Warehouse offered me some to review on my blog, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
However, I did accept a Crazy Daisy Super Pooper - a little sheep that poops out jelly beans when you push her backside. Cuz earwax is gross, but animal feces are fun!
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