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The world's worst grilled cheese recipe. Ever.


All this talk about grilled cheese and so many great recipes. But if you don't know what you're doing, a grilled cheese sandwich can be one of your more lame meals.

Case in point: I go through these periods when I'm going to eat all healthy and stuff. You know, drink 8 glasses of water a day, not eat anything past 7 pm, cut down on sugar, eat low fat this and low calorie that. But I like grilled cheese sandwiches so I came up with this: take two slices of low carb bread and toast them in the toaster. Then take two slices of low-fat American cheese (the brand doesn't matter - they all taste like tangy construction paper), place them in the middle, and press down firmly. And there you have it: a faux grilled cheese sandwich only a masochist could love. You can, of course, add several slices of tomato to it, to hide the flavor of the cheese.

I suggest 10.

 

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