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The world's worst grilled cheese recipe. Ever.

All this talk about grilled cheese and so many great recipes. But if you don't know what you're doing, a grilled cheese sandwich can be one of your more lame meals.

Case in point: I go through these periods when I'm going to eat all healthy and stuff. You know, drink 8 glasses of water a day, not eat anything past 7 pm, cut down on sugar, eat low fat this and low calorie that. But I like grilled cheese sandwiches so I came up with this: take two slices of low carb bread and toast them in the toaster. Then take two slices of low-fat American cheese (the brand doesn't matter - they all taste like tangy construction paper), place them in the middle, and press down firmly. And there you have it: a faux grilled cheese sandwich only a masochist could love. You can, of course, add several slices of tomato to it, to hide the flavor of the cheese.

I suggest 10.

 

Filed Under: Grilled Cheese Day, Ingredients
Tags: cheese

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tom

11-23-2005 @1:01AM tom said... No doubt about it. Thats terrible!
I frequently indulge in a heart attack inducing cheese snack as breifly documented here:
http://geekrapscallion.blogspot.com/2005/10/cheese-in-cup.html
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Andrew

8-30-2005 @5:01AM Andrew said... Well, 10 tomatoes is healthy! But are you not meant to grill the cheese?
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Sir Not Appearing in this Blog

8-30-2005 @4:10PM Sir Not Appearing in this Blog said... Why not just use some real cheese instead of that processed garbage?

But in any even, that's not the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich. In order to get that you'd need a couple slices of Wonder Bread and generic, store brand processed cheese food. Or Cheez-wiz. Or BOTH. *shudder*
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Willy Volk

8-30-2005 @4:44PM Willy Volk said... When I was in the Peace Corps in Africa, I desperately wanted a grilled cheese sandwich, but the little German lady who SOMETIMES had cheese for sale in the city center was sold out. All I had were 2 slices of old, crusty, dried bread. I toasted them in a skillet and placed them together. I called them an "air sandwich." Now THAT's the worst grilled cheese recipe in the world.
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